We could make a commercial to broadcast it. FADE IN: GUY is playing his SWITCH NARRATOR: Hey, you! GUY is shocked, looking everywhere for the source of the NARRATOR's voice NARRATOR: Yeah, you! Do you like your Nintendo Switch game console? GUY, clearly a dope, nods, making some sort of "durr hurr" sound NARRATOR: Then you're going to want ATMOSPHERE. It's a custom firmware for Nintendo Switch that lets you run unsigned code! GUY: But why would I want that? I like not having a browser, emulators, or save editing on my console! SMASH CUT to a title card, narrated by NARRATOR with fx loudening and echoing the voice. TITLE CARD says "SAID NO-ONE EVER!!!" CUT TO a sizzle reel of various games running on Switch, a browser, a media player, etc. NARRATOR is talking normally again. NARRATOR: If you're not hacking your Nintendo Switch, what's wrong with you? Anyone can do it, and it works on any console purchased before [insert Mariko release date here]! GUY: B-but I can't mod my console! I don't know how to solder! NARRATOR: Hey buddy, got- SMASH CUT to a title card. TITLE CARD says "A FUCKING PAPERCLIP?!" SIMULTANEOUSLY NARRATOR yells the line with fx loudening and echoing the voice. NARRATOR: A fucking paperclip?! CUT TO someone putting together a paperclip jig, preferably pretty smoothly. NARRATOR is talking normally again. NARRATOR: That's right. If you just bend a paperclip and connect your Switch to a computer, you can hack your Nintendo Switch to run any code programmers can write. Including Retroarch emulators, a functional web browser, a media player, and pi- SUDDEN CUT TO Black. A screeching sound plays. Some sort of jostling sound or arguing from away from the microphone, muffled. CUT TO the paperclip jig again, where we left off. NARRATOR: And LEGAL BACKUPS. So get yourself a paperclip and unlock the power of your console today! CUT TO a still image of GUY with his thumbs up and the HB Menu open on his SWITCH. NARRATOR speaks very quickly. NARRATOR: Links in the description for detailed tutorials, a USB C to A cable required for sending payloads to Switch, this advertisement isn't responsible for bricks, explosions or dismemberment created as a result of your inability to follow instructions, you or others' results may vary. CUT TO BLACK.