What's the first thing you do after waking up?

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  1. B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N

    B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N can't think of anything creative to put here

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    Not much of an early morning person at all, unless you count the fact that I stay up until 4 in the morning if I don't control myself.

    That said, I don't have much of a morning routine. On weekdays, the first thing I usually do is pee and drink coffee with some breakfast. After that, I brush my teeth, change clothes, and then proceed to sleep walk through the day.

    Wouldn't it go bad by then?
     
  2. XAIXER

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    Look at the clock and maybe try to fall asleep again.
     
  3. VinsCool

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    If I work. I force myself out of bed, get coffee, then put on clothes and leave.
    Otherwise, I become a human loque, and couldn't find the motivation to get out of bed unless I get hungry or something.

    Reminds me of this video.

     
  4. azoreseuropa

    azoreseuropa GBAtemp Guru

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    telepathy, perhaps ? LOL! I wish.
     
  5. WilliG

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    Usually take a showermake a pot of coffee, check Twitter and very slowly put on my clothes.
     
  6. MeowMeowMeow

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    Coffee and cigs. Bad breakfast i know.
     
  7. MockyLock

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    Pee.
    Then i get out of bed.
     
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  8. DarthDub

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    Your mom's basement.
    Go back to sleep, turn on Wii U, open internet browser, check GBATemp, browse for a while, then get up, relieve myself and make the worst sentence I've ever made.
     
  9. Quantumcat

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    If I wake up before the alarm I usually put my arm around the cat and have a cuddle for a while, maybe falling back asleep.

    Otherwise, have breakfast and read my phone while sitting outside, then have a shower, get dressed, and leave.
     
  10. Felivath

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    As soon as my pup hears me stop snoring he barks for me to get up and take him out... So I guess I get up and put on my slips and take him for his business first.
     
  11. Johnton

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    Stare at my shoe wondering why I'm still alive... then I pee.
     
  12. Sonic Angel Knight

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    @Psionic Roshambo comes here and types in the shoutbox. I can confirm this. :P

     
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  13. Psionic Roshambo

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    Well most of the time yes lol
     
  14. loler55

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    smoking weed
     
  15. DinohScene

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    I either get molested by me boyfriend or get yelled at by the cats.
    After that I grab me phone, clear me TSTO and Hayday, check temp and feed the cats.
    Then feed meself.
     
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  16. DeoNaught

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    I cry, cause I didn't die in my sleep
     
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  17. Milenko

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    Anybody said cry yet
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    Whoa hey cry buddy^^
     
  18. WilliG

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    I take a cold shower
     
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  20. CJL18

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    Mon-fri- brush my teeth get my clothes on and go.to work.

    Sat-sun- whatever the hell I want lol
     
  21. Catastrophic

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    On working days, I get up, take a shower, eat handfuls of blueberries and cycle to work. On weekends however, I pretty much do whatever my mood tells me to do.
     
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